Cotija at this Casa would be a cheesemonger’s dairy daydream. Casa Lafayette is located in the heart of Colonia Lafayette, an area of Guadalajara where design, gastronomy and relaxation meet and you’ll find 37 rooms with their own distinct personalities. Relax at the spa or tool around on a vintage bicycle in a city where avant-garde cuisine meets Mexican tradition.  

If you’ve havarti these jokes before, know they won’t get any cheddar. The contemporary design of Nobis Hotel in Copenhagan compliments a perfect location next to Tivoli Gardens. In addition, there’s a classic yet progressive restaurant combining French and Nordic gastronomy. But that brunch though – prime local produce, house-made delicacies, home-cooked dishes and sweet treats, hello brunch bucket list.

It’s as gouda day as any to discover Kimpton De Witt, a “luxurious, light-hearted haven where the very best of the iconic city of Amsterdam intersects.” Think lush open courtyards with swings, a neighborhood restaurant serving local brews and a coffee window with warm beignets. At night, clink glasses at the historic bar, serving hand-crafted cocktails in a lively and lovely locale.

When your boss is a real muenster and one more day at work is a feta worse than death, pack up and head to Porto Fira Suites in Greece. Situated on Fira’s Caldera cliffs, with magnificent views of the volcano, the deep blue of the Aegean Sea and that Insta-worthy sunset from your cliffside infinity pool.

“Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?” A stay at Hotel Providence Paris, built in 1854, is all cozy fireplaces, pied-a-terces, marble mosaics and postcard-perfect Parisian rooftop views. We’d go so far to say as it’s worthy of Brie-yonce herself. Did we mention each room has custom-made bar modeled after a Parisian ancestor? Charcuterie with character, *mic drop.

For those of you looking for a mild yet supple cheese-y celebration, nibble a bit of Manchego from Spain at the modernist outdoor terrace of Pratik Rambla, a 19th century palace on tree-lined Rambla Catalunya. Pair it with a crisp Viognier and hit the refreshing outdoor showers to cool off after a sun-soaked Barcelona summer day.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie… you feta pray you’re in Italy to indulge in the finest mozzarella ever made. Stay in an “unconventional luxury suite” at G-Rough, located near Piazza Navona, one of Rome’s famous landmark square and Italy’s most sought-after outdoor meeting point. Who hasn’t wanted to Netflix and chill with a side of Roma’s famous pizza pie in an avant-garde, five-star suite?

You cheddar believe a stay at The Pilgrim will restore your soul, being surrounded by lovely old world craftsmanship and helmed by those who believe hospitality should be genuine, seamless and graceful. Take a break from the ordinary and relax in a place where old is new again, and the cafe and lounge serve delicious, hearty fare in a modern, old-world setting.

While there’s no denying the wines of Napa are plentiful and robust, you can do some parm-anent damage to your waistline with all the delicious eats. Treat yo’self and book one of the loft-like rooms at Andaz Napa for a gruy-orgeous girls getaway, complete with spa-like, white marble bathrooms. Live like a local and indulge in sun-drenched vineyards, gourmet shops or even a hot air balloon ride at sunset.

While in Spanish “mi casa, es su casa,” in this case maybe our “Huus" is your “huus?” Get your gruyere on at Huus Gstaad, a Swiss Alpine home away from home. Warm & welcoming, yet modern, the hotel encourages you to bring your own slippers and wear them wherever you like. Discover a Huus where you transition seamlessly from the mountain world into the hotel’s interior without ever feeling like you’re stepping away from nature.

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